Recently, while looking up the official definition of procrastination I came across a new word.
procrustean: [
Procrustes, villain of Greek mythology who made victims fit his bed by stretching them or cutting off their legs] :
marked by arbitrary often ruthless disregard of individual differences or special circumstances. Why haven't I heard this before? I mean, this applies to
so much! By my count, the following could all be considered as
Procrustean.
- Large corporations (Comcast, I'm looking right at you)
- Corporate policies (ditto above)
- The current health care system
- Insurance
- George Bush
- Government in general and on all levels
- Every law in the country
- Schools
- The fashion industry (jeans, swimsuits especially)
I've never been one for joining in large protest groups, however, I feel it necessary to establish my stance. I hereby declare myself as Anti-procrustean! Watch here for my upcoming manifesto.
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